It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...

So, I figure LJ is the best place to start recording my weird ass hell dreams?  Well, let me tell you about the weird one I had last night.  It was so fucking random, I like, remember the whole thing.

( WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME BE GREAT?! Yeah this Cut Tag has nothing to do with the dream, but once you find out what the dream was about... Won't Matter!  )



And...That is the wtfery of the year for me right there.  I don't know if I'm going to be able to top that shit.  Maybe it'll lead to that recurring dream I've been having since I was 14.  :/

Jesus.

Also, if you didn't catch the fandoms:  Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer,  Bleach

...I heard about it, but I didn't think they were serious?


OH MY FUCKING GOD!!


I'm on the fence whether I'm happy about it or not.  

and Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Cobra Commander... 


My brain is broken...

borken beyond repair. 

Meme Stolen From:  
yuzora

Put "I've seen ____ of these 168 movies" in the subject line and repost. If you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 168 movies on this list.


(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
() Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
(x ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
() Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
( ) Braveheart

Total: 7

(x) The Princess Bride
( ) Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
(x ) White Oleander
() Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total: 7

(x) Scream
(x ) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x ) Scary Movie
(x ) Scary Movie 2
(x ) Scary Movie 3
(x ) Scary Movie 4
() American Pie
() American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp

Total: 7

(x ) Harry Potter 1
(x ) Harry Potter 2
( ) Harry Potter 3
( ) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x ) The Village
( ) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
( ) The Grinch
(x ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
() 13 Going on 30
() I, Robot
( ) Robots

Total: 10

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x ) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
(x ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
(x ) Joe Dirt
() KING KONG

Total: 8

( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x ) Dumb & Dumber
(x ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x ) Final Destination
(x ) Final Destination 2
(x ) Final Destination 3
(x ) Halloween
(x ) The Ring
(x ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber

Total: 9

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
() The Whole Nine Yards

Total: 2

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x ) Child's Play
(x ) Seed of Chucky
(x ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(x ) Gothika
(x ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
(x ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
(x) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask

Total: 11

(x ) Bad Boys 2
(x ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George

Total: 4

(x) Independence Day
(x) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
() Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss's Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2

Total: 8

( ) My Best Friend's Wedding
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x ) The Terminator 3

Total: 7

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) X-Men 3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
(x) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
(x) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2

Total: 15

(x) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
(x) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin

Total: 4

Grand Total: 99


I have no life. :(

So, I went to World Market over the weekend and stumbled upon the Tea Section. Saw a box that said "Genmaicha". Of course, the only reason to pick it up is to lean over to Annie, giggling and say.. "Look, it says Genma".

Anyways, I read the box, green tea? I like Green Tea. "Roasted rice..." um, WTF? But I'm daring, so I buya box... for 9 bucks...Jesus...

It is the greatest Tea I've ever had in my entire life. And the only tea I've ever been able to drink with out adding any type of sweeteners too.

Now, in pursuit of other tea's.

I am Happy. *sips tea*

Inuyasha- 77,693
Naruto- 123,036
Sailor-Moon- 26,027

Inuyasha/Sailor-Moon Combined- 103,720

There is more Inuyasha fic on ff.net, than Sailor-Moon fic. Inuyasha had the most anime/manga fic on ff.net a few years ago. Now there's more Naruto than Inuyasha and Sailor-Moon combined.

I could say that I'm slightly happy about this. But anyone who's read Naruto fic on ff.net for a while probably understands why I think this is a crime against humanity. It's 123,036 of fic, with possibly 1,500 worth of Good fic.

The Naruto section needs to be purged.

...It is evil.


Why is it, that while in the middle of reading one of the few decent stories on the site, I keep getting a spammy page that pops up, and won't go away, no matter how many times I referesh, press the back button, or close and reopen a new window?!


I hope you die, fanfiction.net.  Die a horrible horrible death.   

*Sound Clip of the News Cast*">http://thinkprogress.org/2008/01/23/gibson-mocks-ledger/

"Playing an audio clip of the iconic quote, 'I wish I knew how to quit you' from Ledger’s gay romance movie Brokeback Mountain, Gibson disdainfully quipped, 'Well, he found out how to quit you.' Laughing, Gibson then played another clip from Brokeback Mountain in which Ledger said, 'We’re dead,' followed by his own, mocking 'We’re dead' before playing the clip again."

Gibson called Ledger a "weirdo" with a "serious drug problem" and suggested that Ledger killed himself because he had "a serious position in the (stock) market" or perhaps "watched the Clinton-Obama debate last night. I think he was an Edwards guy, cause he saw his Edwards guy was just completely irrelevant."

It's good to know that if you play a gay character on tv or movies, your death is a laughing matter. You suck John Gibson, and this is why I get my news from CNN and not Fox.

john.gibson@foxnews.com
yourcomments@foxnews.com
roger.ailes@foxnews.com *Fox CEO*

It had the potential of being the greatest dish ever. Three of my fave foods put together in one pan, cooked, and served hot.


...It was the worst experience of my life. I think it was the velveeta. Velveeta is the grossest stuff ever.


I am sad.

Who the hell was the idiot that said "You know what this world needs? A sequel to Step-Up!'

Step-Up 1 wasn't that good. Why the sequel. I gottat admit. The trailer was fucking hilarious. I'm going to see this movie because it's looks like comedic gold.

I don't understand what this new obesession with 'Street" dancing is. It's going the route of the Fast and the Furious movies.


The Trailer, because, everyone needs to experience this thing at least once:



http://www.apple.com/trailers/touchstone/stepup2thestreets/

Okay, starting a diet, so I'm going to start kinda using this as a food journal.

Breakfast:
Oatmeal (Plain, 2 pkts, sweetened with honey)
Fruit (Banana, medium)
Yougrt (Yoplait, lite, Strawberry and White Chocolate)
Glass of Water

Lunch:
Half of a Turkey Sandwich (On wheat, with one slice of yellow American, 1 pkt. of lite Mayo)
Fruit ()
Yogurt (Yoplait, lite, )
Glass of Water

Dinner:

Fruit ()
Yogurt (Yoplait, lite,)
Glass of Water


Will update when I get off of work. Will post anything that I had that I wasn't supposed to, and my weight. Not sure about that one, so I'll post it after work, because I can weigh my self there.

1. Name of story: "The New Ninja"
Name of Author: RileyJessieHall
Possibly the URL for the story: ( Read the Horror...The HORROR! )
Summary: this is a story about GenmaShizune. Shizune gets pregnant. whos the father? is it genma the one she loves or someone else? why is she so afraid to say who's the father? Tsunade pushes for answers and gets them. Genshi Sasusaku and others...

2. Explanation of why the fic is bad. Note that all opinions should be justified. Don't just say "OMG sasusaku suxors." Instead, say "This SasuSaku fic sucks, and this is why."
Reason for disliking this "fanfic": The writer had me at Shizune, Genma, and Pregnant. She baffled me with "Or someone else". I thought I'd give it a try, because, you know, we've all read that fic where the summary is horrible, but the story is actually pretty damn good. Um, no. The thing that mainly pissed me off was One, the set up of the writing , which is basically no paragraph, all single sentences. The punctuation is horrible. The spelling is just as bad. But what really nuked my nutmeg was the AUTHOR'S NOTES RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN STORY!! I hate nothing more than to read author's notes in the middle of a sentence. You couldn't let me know before the story? You couldn't let me know at then end, after I've read the chapter, and formed the questions?! Maybe I didn't care that you love Hayate, and you decided to keep him in the storyline, or that, you know, Hayate and Genma are 'Brother's from another Mother, so he's going to be an "uncle", so you know, that happens sometimes!!". That is all. Enjoy the show. :(

I'm beginning to think I might have done something horrible in another life...

Why... WHY is there no Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad fanfiction?!?!

Greatest Convo I've had on AIM in years...
Me: Capsaveaho1
Denise: Spazmicsidekick

00:58:48) spazmicsidekick: ello ello
(00:59:10) CapSaveAHo1: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs*
(00:59:26) spazmicsidekick: no no
(00:59:28) spazmicsidekick: come back
(00:59:33) spazmicsidekick: i didn't mean what i said
(00:59:51) CapSaveAHo1: ....I didn't mean to stick it there!
(01:00:03) CapSaveAHo1: I didn't know you were so sensitive in that spot
(01:01:35) spazmicsidekick: he he
(01:01:42) spazmicsidekick: i'm sensitive all over
(01:01:47) spazmicsidekick: snicker
(01:03:55) spazmicsidekick: GUESS WHAt
(01:03:56) CapSaveAHo1: ...dirty bird
(01:03:58) CapSaveAHo1: what?
(01:04:16) spazmicsidekick: te he he
(01:04:23) spazmicsidekick: i so got ignored the other day
(01:04:27) spazmicsidekick: it was really funny
(01:04:32) spazmicsidekick: i was working
(01:04:38) CapSaveAHo1: uh-huh
(01:05:31) spazmicsidekick: and joseph came in to get a puffin and compeletly avoided eyecontact and moved to a completely different cash register just because i was ringing at the one he was standing at
(01:05:44) spazmicsidekick: men are such little bitches
(01:06:02) CapSaveAHo1: yeah they are
(01:06:08) CapSaveAHo1: so he and sarah are still goin out?
(01:06:51) spazmicsidekick: ha i don't really know/care
(01:07:26) spazmicsidekick: the last time sarah called me was the other day with ssc and asked if something sounded like a kazoo
(01:07:32) spazmicsidekick: and i asked if she was high
(01:07:54) CapSaveAHo1: what is ssc?
(01:08:18) CapSaveAHo1: well, she hasn't called me since...the other day, which i guess is a good thing
(01:08:39) spazmicsidekick: Super sized carrie
(01:08:44) spazmicsidekick: i guess
(01:08:49) CapSaveAHo1: .....lmao
(01:09:07) spazmicsidekick: whatever if she wants to call me its all good but just as long as i don't have to put up with shit
(01:09:08) spazmicsidekick: what
(01:09:19) spazmicsidekick: and yeah she is probly full of it about now
(01:11:44) spazmicsidekick: so whats up mojo
(01:12:27) CapSaveAHo1: full of what
(01:12:46) CapSaveAHo1: damn I got fanfictions... messageboards and like three im windows
(01:12:57) spazmicsidekick: ha ha
(01:13:16) spazmicsidekick: shit
(01:13:18) spazmicsidekick: i guess
(01:13:24) spazmicsidekick: what ever
(01:13:27) spazmicsidekick: i'm chill'n
(01:13:40) spazmicsidekick: what day do you have off man
(01:14:31) CapSaveAHo1: this week end...
(01:14:49) spazmicsidekick: ajj
(01:14:55) CapSaveAHo1: ajj?!?!?
(01:14:58) spazmicsidekick: which is spannish for ahhhh
(01:15:05) spazmicsidekick: you should know that
(01:15:15) spazmicsidekick: you got rearended by a spanish dude
(01:15:16) spazmicsidekick: well
(01:15:18) spazmicsidekick: mexican
(01:15:20) spazmicsidekick: whatever
(01:17:04) CapSaveAHo1: mexican, puerto rican...
(01:17:13) CapSaveAHo1: they all speak roll r gibberish
(01:17:14) spazmicsidekick: i dunno
(01:17:29) spazmicsidekick: someone who obviously didn't understand the meaning of red
(01:17:42) CapSaveAHo1: ...or CAR IN FRONT OF YOU BRAKE!
(01:17:57) spazmicsidekick: you don't need to understand english to hit your fucking brake mate
(01:18:52) spazmicsidekick: te he he
(01:19:02) spazmicsidekick: we need to go on adventures
(01:19:07) spazmicsidekick: i'm feeling spunky
(01:19:16) spazmicsidekick: but not in the horny way so no worries
(01:19:45) CapSaveAHo1: LMAO
(01:19:55) CapSaveAHo1: *wipes sweat from brow*
(01:20:05) spazmicsidekick: he he
(01:20:06) spazmicsidekick: what
(01:20:10) spazmicsidekick: i know i make you hot
(01:20:11) spazmicsidekick: but
(01:20:46) CapSaveAHo1: there's sweat in between my toes because of you...
(01:20:55) CapSaveAHo1: or that might be althete's foot...
(01:20:58) CapSaveAHo1: not quite sure yet
(01:21:24) spazmicsidekick: undetermined itch
(01:21:33) spazmicsidekick: the doctor said it wasn't contagious
(01:21:35) spazmicsidekick: ....
(01:21:46) spazmicsidekick: after the initial five month period
(01:22:37) CapSaveAHo1: ...
(01:22:44) CapSaveAHo1: DID YOU ATLEAST USE THE CREAM!?!?
(01:23:11) spazmicsidekick: ...they said liquid nitrogen would be the best
(01:23:22) spazmicsidekick: burn those bitches right off
(01:23:39) CapSaveAHo1: ..............................foot whore
(01:24:03) spazmicsidekick: te he he
(01:24:14) spazmicsidekick: but that means i'm good at what i do
(01:24:22) spazmicsidekick: ;-)
(01:24:59) CapSaveAHo1: ...............yeah... and contagious...
(01:25:05) CapSaveAHo1: but i'll pretend i didn't know
(01:25:19) CapSaveAHo1: just make me feel better about myself and give it to britt
(01:25:33) spazmicsidekick: what
(01:25:39) spazmicsidekick: britts the one who gave it to me
(01:26:00) CapSaveAHo1: ...................................YOU CHEATING PHALANGIC SLUT!
(01:29:18) spazmicsidekick: he he
(01:29:30) spazmicsidekick: you said that you were okay wiht it
(01:29:42) spazmicsidekick: i guess i must have slipped you a rufie
(01:31:25) spazmicsidekick: ...or the goldbond
(01:31:27) CapSaveAHo1: ...uh...yeah...
(01:31:39) CapSaveAHo1: you could have atleast rubbed the ointment on first...
(01:31:45) CapSaveAHo1: i'm not even mad about the rufie
(01:32:45) spazmicsidekick: ou
(01:32:48) spazmicsidekick: o
(01:32:51) spazmicsidekick: i did baby
(01:33:00) spazmicsidekick: i rubbed the ointment on real good
(01:33:44) CapSaveAHo1: lmao...
(01:33:51) CapSaveAHo1: THEN WHY DO I HAVE CHAFFIN?!?1
(01:33:54) CapSaveAHo1: G*
(01:36:05) CapSaveAHo1: oh... nothing for that, huh?!?!
(01:36:21) CapSaveAHo1: you make me feel so dirty and used sometimes
(01:36:52) spazmicsidekick: ha ha
(01:36:59) spazmicsidekick: baby i could only love you
(01:37:02) spazmicsidekick: all those other feet
(01:37:05) spazmicsidekick: they mean nothing
(01:37:19) CapSaveAHo1: ....
(01:37:20) CapSaveAHo1: liar
(01:37:30) CapSaveAHo1: any toes with get you off...
(01:37:37) CapSaveAHo1: will*
(01:37:57) spazmicsidekick: but your toes
(01:38:00) spazmicsidekick: they are specail
(01:39:54) spazmicsidekick: you know you are the only one i'd paint my toes for
(01:41:05) CapSaveAHo1: ...so... who chipped them?
(01:41:20) spazmicsidekick: HA HA
(01:41:32) spazmicsidekick: only you can wear that nail polish off girl
(01:41:40) CapSaveAHo1: I didn't spend all that money on specialized purple polish that hides you from perverted eyes, for nothing
(01:48:58) spazmicsidekick: ha ha
(01:49:03) spazmicsidekick: this is so weird
(01:49:04) spazmicsidekick: haha
(01:53:08) CapSaveAHo1: i know...
(01:53:17) spazmicsidekick: but
(01:53:21) CapSaveAHo1: i sent it to a friend i'm talking to,...she's like
(01:53:23) CapSaveAHo1: what the hell
(01:53:26) spazmicsidekick: haha
(01:53:27) spazmicsidekick: yeha
(01:53:37) spazmicsidekick: but thats why we love each other man
(01:53:45) spazmicsidekick: i have to give you your gift
(01:54:54) CapSaveAHo1: i have to give you yours...
(01:55:58) spazmicsidekick: yeah!! he he
(01:56:17) spazmicsidekick: i hope it envovles your feet and mine in a little sock action
(01:56:55) CapSaveAHo1: are you suggesting a night of footsies?
(01:57:36) spazmicsidekick: wink wink
(01:57:44) CapSaveAHo1: ...you're soooo forward...
(01:57:47) CapSaveAHo1: I LIKE IT
(01:57:54) spazmicsidekick: or rather...ankle pop anckle pop
(01:57:58) CapSaveAHo1: i'll feed you grapes
(01:58:04) CapSaveAHo1: lmao
(01:58:08) CapSaveAHo1: Knee crack pop
(01:59:33) spazmicsidekick: mmmm
(01:59:52) spazmicsidekick: rub lotion of the feet
(01:59:59) spazmicsidekick: ,mmmm warming sensation
(02:00:00) CapSaveAHo1: u know you like the way my knees crack when i sit next to you
(02:00:16) CapSaveAHo1: i'll boil some oils before yo come over...
(02:00:32) CapSaveAHo1: I see some chicken grease in yo future girl...
(02:00:41) CapSaveAHo1: ALLLLLLLL OOOVVVVAAA THEM TOES....
(02:01:02) spazmicsidekick: mmmm hmmm girl friend
(02:01:22) CapSaveAHo1: lmao
(02:02:20) spazmicsidekick: he he
(02:02:22) spazmicsidekick: so
(02:02:27) spazmicsidekick: whats up
(02:02:33) CapSaveAHo1: sick
(02:02:35) CapSaveAHo1: as hell
(02:02:42) CapSaveAHo1: i think i'm dying denise
(02:06:50) spazmicsidekick: ahh
(02:06:52) spazmicsidekick: nooo
(02:06:55) spazmicsidekick: i heart you
(02:09:28) CapSaveAHo1: ...you don't want this stuff...
(02:09:44) CapSaveAHo1: it's bad... i think i got it from steve down the street
(02:09:59) spazmicsidekick: damn steve down the street
(02:10:03) spazmicsidekick: i shall avenge you
(02:12:23) CapSaveAHo1: ....
(02:12:38) CapSaveAHo1: attack him with your std infested toes
(02:13:14) spazmicsidekick: ftds
(02:13:29) spazmicsidekick: feets transmited desies
(02:15:44) spazmicsidekick: i'm going to crawl off to bed
(02:15:54) spazmicsidekick: night night mon cheri....my feet cheri
(02:17:10) CapSaveAHo1: lmao
(02:17:25) CapSaveAHo1: night Denise! My foot whore-snack thingy
(02:17:32) spazmicsidekick: he he he
(02:17:34) spazmicsidekick: much lobe
(02:17:34) CapSaveAHo1: *i couldn't remember hot tospell it*
(02:17:36) spazmicsidekick: love
(02:17:50) CapSaveAHo1: I heart you too
(02:18:36) spazmicsidekick: mmm
(02:18:37) spazmicsidekick: yaya